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Well, this is awkward.
Like sheep, we have gone astray.
Even the best GPS can’t always find the promised land.
But take heart! Even lost pages can be found.
Let us lead you back to the righteous path:
🏠 Home — the land flowing with coffee and announcements
🙌 Worship Services — we promise they’re better organized than this page
📬 Contact Us — we’re good at helping the lost (it’s kind of our thing)